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Post by shrekMD on Jan 29, 2013 12:21:59 GMT -5
We've gone off topic a bit. Doesn't anybody have anything sensible to say about my feet? You obviously don't realise what problems it causes me. Like when viewed from the side - due to [glow=red,2,300]perspective[/glow], it looks like my feet are twenty metres apart. Small children try to ride their tricycles between my legs. I may take to wearing ankle length skirts to prevent this happening in future.
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Post by Irwin Tunnel on Jan 29, 2013 17:44:23 GMT -5
Sorry. Hopefully there are those out there that will value your contributions to society, like in regards to sand dollars.
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Post by Richard Nixon on Jan 30, 2013 13:06:35 GMT -5
I have a confession to make. I have set up false ID's to hide my true identity.
I am shrekMD
I am NecterX
I am myldethang
I have sweaty bollo....
I am betty swollocks.
I am not sj.
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Post by Jimmy Carter on Jan 30, 2013 16:30:46 GMT -5
Hi Nixon. I have a confession to make too: I'm actually Al Coholic.
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Post by Abe Lincoln on Jan 31, 2013 9:05:06 GMT -5
I shot myself.
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Post by barak obama on Jan 31, 2013 15:29:36 GMT -5
It's a little known fact that my father was Irish. Nigerian Irish. The O'barmers (as they used to be known) were amongst the top Guiness flavour potato crisp producers in the whole of Eire. When I eventually get found out... I mean vacate office... I intend to go back to the old country and open a bed and breakfast. I found this thread by accident as I googled abnormal foot length. My problem is that my feet are the same length but my toes on my right foot are nine inches long. My mother used to punish me as a child by hanging me by my toes from the blarney stone. She always hung me by the toes on my right foot though.
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Post by Irwin Tunnel on Jan 31, 2013 21:54:37 GMT -5
So, FINALLY, a couple of straight answers here!
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Post by mitt romney on Feb 1, 2013 11:25:10 GMT -5
My real name (or galactic identity, if you prefer) mitt romulan. I am a visitor to this desolate sh*thole you call Earth. On my planet everything is made of wipe clean plastic including all my wives. On my planet, which is known as Jehovahamishatron, we are allowed twenty wipe clean wives each plus four non-wipe clean wives, but I have chosen not to have any of those. It would appear on this planet you favour the non-wipe clean option. My feet were of disproportionate size (they were three inches long) but I had them amputated before arriving here and had some wipe clean plastic ones made modelled on your great leader Ronald Macdonald.
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Post by shrekMD on Feb 1, 2013 11:30:10 GMT -5
I AM NOT ALONE!!!
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Post by john merrick on Feb 1, 2013 12:57:54 GMT -5
Yes you are, you freak. I am dead, but I am writing to you from the past. I have perfect feet. It's just the rest of me that's f***ed up. At school the other kids called me cantaloup due to my enormous testes. People can be so hurtful.
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Post by Irwin Tunnel on Feb 1, 2013 20:17:52 GMT -5
I am a visitor to this desolate sh*thole you call Earth. Are you familiar with the heavy metal band Gwar? They're also from another planet and released the albums "This Toilet Earth" and "America Must Be Destroyed". Sounds like you guys have quite a few things in common.
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Post by mitt romney on Feb 2, 2013 10:50:12 GMT -5
^ Yes Gwar are from Jehovahamishatron. They all have tiny feet but have not felt the need to upgrade to wipe clean plastic. The trombone player is one of my wives.
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Post by myldethang on Feb 2, 2013 10:58:26 GMT -5
And which of the gods was it that set them on to quarrel? It was the son of Jove and Leto; for he was angry with the king and sent a pestilence upon the host to plague the people, because the son of Atreus had dishonoured Chryses his priest. Now Chryses had come to the ships of the Achaeans to free his daughter, and had brought with him a great ransom: moreover he bore in his hand the sceptre of Apollo wreathed with a suppliant's wreath, and he besought the Achaeans, but most of all the two sons of Atreus, who were their chiefs.
I just needed to get that off my chest.
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Post by desfeet on Feb 27, 2013 13:51:42 GMT -5
I collect toe-jam. It's gross, but everyone needs a hobby.
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Post by Irwin Tunnel on Feb 28, 2013 13:15:43 GMT -5
I collected the Genesis game. Quite different!
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