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Post by shrekMD on Jan 26, 2013 8:32:52 GMT -5
...is slightly shorter than my right.
Discuss.
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Post by Irwin Tunnel on Jan 27, 2013 11:47:24 GMT -5
I like collecting sand dollars at the beach.
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Post by NectarX on Jan 27, 2013 12:04:33 GMT -5
Would miss-matched foot size help with sand dollar collection?
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Post by Irwin Tunnel on Jan 27, 2013 12:33:08 GMT -5
Yes, but only if you have one lazy eye along with the difference in feet size.
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Post by Gnomezone on Jan 27, 2013 13:55:57 GMT -5
I have all these things! Plus I have one leg longer than the other which enables me to walk perpendicular to hills without a limp. The downside is that on flat ground, when I walk in a straight line I actually walk in a circle.
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Post by Irwin Tunnel on Jan 27, 2013 14:46:55 GMT -5
So I guess you keep on meeting yourself coming and going then?
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Post by Furry on Jan 27, 2013 15:46:22 GMT -5
Now you're being silly.
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Post by messnay on Jan 27, 2013 17:15:59 GMT -5
Oh, the irony of that statement ;D
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Post by shrekMD on Jan 28, 2013 9:57:01 GMT -5
Hi messnay. Don't I know you? Did we meet at foot lengthening clinic?
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Post by messnay on Jan 28, 2013 10:16:19 GMT -5
No, not me, unless I worked at one briefly at a temp job once (it's been a while).
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Post by Furry on Jan 28, 2013 11:51:49 GMT -5
My feet are the same length but I have one eye bigger than the other. To the casual observer it may look like I'm constantly looking through a handle-less magnifying glass. I have to get specially made spectacles. Also I have hair on the palms of my hands.
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Post by Betty Swollocks on Jan 28, 2013 12:27:32 GMT -5
Hey! Furry!! Have you posted my parcel yet?!!! I placed my order in 1976!!! I shan't be ordering any more of your patented lop-sided sunglasses ever again.
shrekMD. I feel your pain. I too have different sized feet, only my left is a lot wider than my right. When I buy shoes I wear the new shoe on my right and the box they came in on the left. It's okay until it rains.
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Post by Furry on Jan 28, 2013 12:32:04 GMT -5
Sorry Betty, but I can only post parcels once a year. You'll get your patented lop-sided sunglasses in 2018.
I really haven't got time for all this as I'm combing my hands.
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Post by lesmeek on Jan 28, 2013 13:52:35 GMT -5
Hey! Furry!! Have you posted my parcel yet?!!! I placed my order in 1976!!! lol!
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Post by myldethang on Jan 28, 2013 14:40:00 GMT -5
WELL, PRINCE, Genoa and Lucca are now no more than private estates of the Bonaparte family. No, I warn you, that if you do not tell me we are at war, if you again allow yourself to palliate all the infamies and atrocities of this Antichrist (upon my word, I believe he is), I don't know you in future, you are no longer my friend, no longer my faithful slave, as you say. There, how do you do, how do you do? I see I'm scaring you, sit down and talk to me."
I just needed to get that off my chest.
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